Iv'e been away for 2 years and WTF?! colored text? Wasn’t we like the black and white type?
At this moment there’s a giant perpetually exploding orb in the sky that will blind you if you look at it and the only thing that protects everything from being destroyed by its scorching rays is a magic forcefield generated by a swirling volcano in the planet’s core.
Alexa just outed me to my family on Christmas
I used the amazon-suggested tutorial command “Alexa, play happy music” and she had the nerve to say “playing Gay Pride Party Playlist”
“Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck.”— Dalai Lama
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Manual vs automatic is gonna have a whole new meaning for cars in the next 10 years.
