another-one-another-you:

Iv'e been away for 2 years and WTF?! colored text? Wasn’t we like the black and white type?

ouc-h:

please stop fake caring about me

just-shower-thoughts:

At this moment there’s a giant perpetually exploding orb in the sky that will blind you if you look at it and the only thing that protects everything from being destroyed by its scorching rays is a magic forcefield generated by a swirling volcano in the planet’s core.

howglorygoes:

howglorygoes:

Alexa just outed me to my family on Christmas

I used the amazon-suggested tutorial command “Alexa, play happy music” and she had the nerve to say “playing Gay Pride Party Playlist”

djevojka-od-papira:

“Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck.”

— Dalai Lama
(via goodreadss)

just-shower-thoughts:

Manual vs automatic is gonna have a whole new meaning for cars in the next 10 years.

wnq-anonymous:

“Love didn’t hurt you. Someone that didn’t know how to love hurt you. Don’t confuse the two.”

— Anonymous
(via wnq-anonymous)

king:

littlemissmoriarty:

king:

thatpersonwhosweird:

king:

buggerygrips:

king:

littlemissmoriarty:

king:

@ all u british bastards imma bout to eat biscuits n tea but am i supposed to put the butter on the biscuit and dip it in the tea or do i dip the biscuit in the tea first and then butter it or am i supposed to take a bite out of the butter and the biscuit and sip the tea or am i supposed to 

Who the fuck puts butter on a biscuit mate. I think you’ve got a translation error

so mr england sir i should butter up the tea or

the butter goes on the Weetabix.

im shaking what are you saying to me

It could also go on crumpets

now yall just making up words

The butter could also go on the teacakes and scones as well if you want, or pork scratchings ya know, mix it around

please dont hurt me ill do anything